UnGames:Zork2/CH3oprah/alliance10

You spot two muffins in an oven. One muffin speaks.

"So, I was at a bar this one time and..."

The second muffin immediatly cuts him off.

"WHOA! A talking muffin!"

As you ponder how a muffin is capable of talking, Oprah sits on you, turning you into a Gruecake.