Zork 2

Outside M1CR0S0FT	Score: 75	Moves: 61
> Bazillion euros!!! Steve Ballmer laughs and says: "Dude, if you are that pathetic at lying, you must like still live with your parents or something!" His extreme sarcasm (with lowercase letters, therefore Level 1 sarcasm) causes you 150 damage. Your HP: -30/120 Apparently you need some defense against extreme sarcasm... Load saved game