Zork 2

The Burrow Score: 45 Moves: 39

> fire lasercannnon
You attempt to fire your lasercannon, but it doesn't seem to be working.

> "WTF? I still have plenty of awesomeness left!"
You're in a magical place, and electronics don't work if there's too much magical interference. Grues, however, work perfectly fine. In fact, one of them is eating you right now!