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| The Burrow
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Score: 45
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Moves: 36
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"Obliviate!"
The spell whizzes by your right shoulder and barely misses. Your attacker, impressed that you can do magic, stops his attack.
"Oh, sorry about that. I mistook you for a Muggle."
> "'Muggle'? And by the way, I'm over here."
"Non-magical folk. Anyway, you shouldn't intrude on people like that, it's rude. My name's Arthur Weasley. What brings you here?"
> "I'm looking for someone named Lord Voldemort. You seen him anywhere?"
"YAAAHHH!!! Don't say that name out loud, please!"
> "Sorry. Have you seen him?"
"No, but Harry here seems to run into him all the time. Maybe if you hang close to Harry, you'll find You-Know-Who. Not sure why you want to meet him, though..."
> "I'm trying to kill him."
"Erm... ahem... well... Uh... you better hurry or we'll miss the Hogwarts Express!"
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