Zork 2

slapping people is wrong you know	Score: 666	Moves: -8
> /cheat "slap" You slap the Grue Slayer, and oddly enough, it knocks off most of his HP. And then he summons Your Mother. "Young man, you don't slap people!" Your Mother yells. > Uh, what? I don't know either. Attack Your Mother Attack the Grue Slayer