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 Yard Score: 5 Moves: 3


> leave house
You're standing on a grassy lawn. Looks well-kept.

Directly in front of you is a nice-looking forest. You can also hear a faint rushing sound to your left, but it's drowned out by a low moaning. You look around for a while before you realize it's coming from you.

Did I mention that knife was painful?