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Score: 5
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Moves: 5
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> enter forest
Staggering into the wilderness with a gushing flesh wound is not a good idea.
In moments you are torn apart by a 6-foot-tall spider, and your bones are picked clean by a 6-foot-tall spider.
- *** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***
Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
(Much later on, Gruemanoid archaeologists declare your unearthed skeleton to be proof of the evolutionary link between half-orc humans and pygmy marmosets, but that's irrelevant at the present moment.)
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