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Score: 5
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Moves: 5
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> enter forest
Staggering into the wilderness with a gushing flesh wound is not a good idea.
In moments you are torn apart by a gothemo, and your bones are picked clean by a gothemo.
- *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia ***
Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN):
(Much later on, Gruemanoid archaeologists declare your unearthed skeleton to be proof of the evolutionary link between half-orc humans and pygmy marmosets, but that's irrelevant at the present moment.)
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