Zork

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Having absolutely nothing to do with the frightful Wizzard situation that has suddenly appeared in front of yourself, you quickly write up a letter of complaint to the Attorney General and to the Zork Law Offices of Gary Coleman, and patiently wait for a reply of some sort. Unfortunately, the Grue wises up to your brilliant scheme and quickly wolfs you down so that no actual case will have ever been created. Did I say Grue instead of Wizzard? Yes I did. :o *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN