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 You are the biggest dicknose ever. Score: -69105 Moves: 9


> wait

You decide to wait for something to happen.


> wait longer

...


> wait even more

Being as a dumbass like you usually are, you wait more.


> keep waiting


> keeeeeeeep on waiting


> and waiting....


> and I'll just wait a tiiiiiiiny bit longer...

The stump opens up and a mechanical arm whups your head with a shark, knocking you unconcious.

You wake up dead a few hours later.


*** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***


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