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 The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End Score: GOD HAS SMOTE YOU! Moves: ?


> Worship Chuck Norris

Surprised at being shown the respect he deserves, Chuck Norris does not kill you.

However, you are then killed by God for disobeying the First Commandment.

God and Chuck then go off and have a beer together down at the local pub.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.