Zork

Wizzard's Pantry	Score: 135	Moves: 74
> eat pickled eggs You need to open the jar first. > open jar You drop your light cannon as you being a valiant struggle to open the jar of pickled eggs. Despite years of intense masturbation, your mighty grip is not enough to free the delicious eggs from their glassy prison. > open jar with shirt As you prepare yourself for another round with the jar, a strange entity from behind shoves you hard enough that you trip over your light cannon, which miraculously does not go off. Fall to the ground