Zork

Codemaster	Score: 0	Moves: 0
You type in the cheat: Spazzer Attack! Suddenly, you feel a spark jump from the arena and strike the Penguin. And just as suddenly, the Penguin starts yelling random gibberish. The Penguin yells random gibberish at you. You take 5 damage due to too much randomness. You: ...okay...wtf... ... ... --- The Penguin: 100/100 HP 50/50 MSP Codemaster (You): 80/100 HP 5000/5000 MSP --- You are dazed by too much randomness and misses a turn. The Penguin yells random gibberish at you. You take 5 damage due to too much randomness. You: ... --- The Penguin: 100/100 HP 50/50 MSP Codemaster (You): 75/100 HP 5000/5000 MSP --- You are dazed by too much randomness and misses a turn. The Penguin yells random gibberish at you. You take 5 damage due to too much randomness. You: - -" --- The Penguin: 100/100 HP 50/50 MSP Codemaster (You): 70/100 HP 5000/5000 MSP --- You are dazed by too much randomness and misses a turn. The Penguin yells random gibberish at you. You take 5 damage due to too much randomness. You: lol --- The Penguin: 100/100 HP 50/50 MSP Codemaster (You): 65/100 HP 5000/5000 MSP --- You are dazed by too much randomness and misses a turn. The Penguin yells random gibberish at you. You take 5 damage due to too much randomness. You: ...okay...wtf... ... ... --- The Penguin: 100/100 HP 50/50 MSP Codemaster (You): 60/100 HP 5000/5000 MSP --- You are dazed by too much random...... You: OKAY, THAT'S IT!!! Enters cheat: bullettimematrix You type in the cheat: Matrix Time Zone Time freezes and the Penguin ceases to utter gibberish. Only you can transcend the time freeze as you are the user of the cheat. You: Yes! wait... but how are YOU talking then? What do you think? I'm not in that arena AND I'm the narrator, if I stop talking you won't even be able to play in this game. You: Fine. --- What do you want to do now? Enter Defense Code Enter Enhancement Code Enter Attack Code Attack with knife