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| Cellar
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Score: -1
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Moves: ?
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> open trapdoor
The door reluctantly opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.
> down
You are in a dark and damp cellar with a narrow passageway leading east, and a crawlway to the south. On the west is the bottom of a steep metal ramp which is unclimbable.
There is a dangerous-looking person lurking in the shadows. Before you can examine them further, the figure lunges forward, and a moment later a long, glowing blue thing slashes through the air towards your neck...
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...If it's any consolation, you were only worth 2 experience points.
- *** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***
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