Zork

Parking Lot	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> Trip the security guard Enraged at the sight of you, the guard drops his nightstick and charges at you with his 'DUPLEX BLADE Grueland Military Combat Knife, 3000.' You immediately trip him and he goes flying into the side of the delivery truck nearby. His knife flies out of his hand and falls down a nearby drainpipe. > Crap. However, you still have his nightstick! > Pick up nightstick You now have a Nightstick. Find a Grue to kill with Nightstick Beat yourself to death with Nightstick Attempt to pronounce 'xyzzy'