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> die
What? The object of the game is to SURVIVE. You don't go dying just because we say you can.
As punishment, you completely succeed, and thus lose the game[1]. Your corpse is eaten by a Zanki. You should have gone with the first option! (this may or may not be a lie)
- *** All your Zork are belong to us ***
Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)
- ↑ Not to be confused with The Game, which you have also lost due to me mentioning it. Sorry!
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