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 Death Score: ? Moves: ?


> die
What? The object of the game is to SURVIVE. You don't go dying just because we say you can.

As punishment, you completely succeed, and thus lose the game[1]. Your corpse is eaten by an Abishai. You should have gone with the first option! (this may or may not be a lie)



SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.


> examine man
He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?


  1. Not to be confused with The Game, which you have also lost due to me mentioning it. Sorry!