Zork

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> "Fear me sir!" The store manager does not look at all impressed. In fact, he backs towards his counter, and presses a secret button. WHOOSH! An emergency alarm sounds and a team of security guards appear out of nowhere, waving nightsticks. > Super groin kick! Unfortunately, as the security guards are wearing body armour they don't even respond to your super-ninja move. In fact, they drag you out of the store and throw you into a pit of hungry Grues in the nearby alley. You die a HORRIBLE death. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN