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> Punch the nearest guard in the face!

You immediately draw back your fist and punch the nearest guard in the jaw. Unfortunately, as the man is wearing a helmet with an iron grille, your fist is shattered.


> Hey!

Who the hell do you think you are, anyway? Bruce Lee or something?