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> Talk to scientist

You approach the nearest scientist. "Hi," you tell him. The scientist looks up, startled. "You must be the new guard. Here, be a chap for me and use the phone over there to call the secret number. You should know, if you were really employed here. They'll tell you where to get the anti-grue weaponry and gas masks. After that, report to me."

With that, he walks away. You try to process what has just been said to you. A guard looks at you. The fact he is wearing a hazmat suit and gas mask make his expression totally unreadable. "Get on with it," He growls.