Zork

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> Attack the guards You viciously attack the security guards with your bare hands. Did I mention they are all armed with state-of-the-art anti-Grue weaponry? Dude, the guns these guys carry disintegrate Grues. Think of what it'll do to you as they raise the weapons at once and fire. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN