Zork

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> Go towards distant light You walk towards the distant light. It gets dimmer and dimmer. At last, it goes out, and you are still 30 miles from it. > Fumble around in the dark Unfortunately, it is now pitch black and you cannot see a thing. You fall over the side of what may be a parked truck and break one leg. > Crawl to safety As you crawl to safety, something, possibly a car or a speeding Grue, runs over your other leg and your arms at the same time, breaking them. > Inch to safety By this point, the smell of your fresh blood attracts the attention of a nearby Street Grue. You are torn into 1,200,000 pieces and eaten. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN