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> Approach car

You walk towards the car. It appears to be your average brown Grueland sedan, made in Yugoslavia with second-hand Soviet-made parts imported from East Prussia, and marked with a safety checklist on the dashboard noting that the car has been approved by a Russian Communist Grue. That would explain the red stars printed on the seats, as well.