Zork

Town Asylum	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> Loot corpse You take the dead guard's pistol and his nightstick. You now have Pistol and Nightstick. > I am beastly! And, while you were doing your Happy Chicken Dance, a Grue snuck up on you. Run from Grue Stand still Eat the Grue Pwn the Grue with your pistol Pwn the Grue with your nightstick "o n0es!"