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 Another Gruesome Death Score: 0 Moves: 5


> take bottle
You greedily grab the empty bottle, shattering it in you haste. The shards slash up you wrists, at your funeral everyone laughs at you because they think you are emo and not just really stupid.


*** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia ***


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