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Score: -20
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Moves: -4
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> sue zork developers for this obvious ripoff
Unfortunately, the version of Zork you played was licensed under GPL v3, so your right to use this software is terminated immediately after you file the lawsuit. You are thrown into jail, and in a dark corner, you notice a pair of gruesome eyes staring at you... You know what happens next.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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