Zork

You don't read the sign	Score: 0.01	Moves: taco
You stay in the tree for some reason. You also decide not to read the sign, which was probably a good idea as well. You cling to the leaves of the tree. You feel really bored. You look over the horizon You see a faint, black and shiny circle in your eyes. You rub them (while holding onto the leaves) but the circle doesn't go away. In fact, it gets bigger. Turns out it's a cannonball. It slams your face at the speed of light, ripping your head clean off. The rest of your body tumbles out of the tree into a Dendroid's mouth. *** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! *** In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!) restart restore quit