Zork
You don't read the sign | Score: 0.01 | Moves: taco |
You stay in the tree for some reason. You also decide not to read the sign, which was probably a good idea as well. You cling to the leaves of the tree. You feel really bored. You look over the horizon You see a faint, black and shiny circle in your eyes. You rub them (while holding onto the leaves) but the circle doesn't go away. In fact, it gets bigger. Turns out it's a cannonball. It slams your face at the speed of light, ripping your head clean off. The rest of your body tumbles out of the tree into a Mahva's mouth.
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