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> read sign
It reads:


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):


> WHAT?! What the heck just happened?!

What do you mean? You just read the sign.


> But why did I die!?

You didn't die. The sign literally has the words "*** You have died ***" written on it, followed by the words "Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):"


> Okay, that's just stupid.

Hey, I didn't write this game.