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 In mid-air Score: rugged Moves: &

You fall out of the tree and snap your spine, paralyzing you forever.

As an added twist you are then slowly eaten by a Drakeling nearby.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)