Zork

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You fall out of the tree and snap your spine, paralyzing you forever. As an added twist you are then slowly eaten by a marijuana elemental nearby. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN