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| Shutdowwwwnnnn...
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Score: 404
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Moves: Error
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> shutdown computer
You hop onto the red box labelled "Shut Down"
You then realize that (oh, shit!) you were part of the computer. Dur!
*** You have ceased to exist ***
However, your computer was moved into a school computer lab and restarted.
*** You have resumed your existence ***
But, sadly, it is a high school, and a young H4x0R gets ahold of yours and creates a virus. You awake again in a computer recycler, where your various parts are ripped up and packaged to give to living computers (sort of like Soylent Green!).
You cannot handle this, and have died again.
*** You have resumed your lack of ceasing to not exist ***
> That was pretty fucking confusing.
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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