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 The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End Score: infinity Moves: Okay, maybe I was wrong.


> Just shoot him!

You're lucky it was a Chuck Norris Killing Gun Of Power Enough To Destroy The Multiverse, even though it can only shoot once. Chuck Norris explodes and all the Xenomorphs die. The Unobtanium crystal explodes. You win. The north door opens; go north to claim your prize.