Zork

Sharon	Score: 777	Moves: 777
> Play in dirt That's a stupid idea. However, it is safer that most of the things you've done so far. It's just too bad that the "dirt" in question happens to be quicksand. > What?! call my lawyer, man. I'm suing for every....last...glub glub glub I suppose it's too late to mention that shouting at the narrator means you sink fourteen times as fast. Look it up, fucktard. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit