Zork

Sharon	Score: 777	Moves: 777
> Play in dirt That's a stupid idea. However, it is safer that most of the things you've done so far. It's just too bad that the "dirt" in question happens to be quicksand. > What?! call my lawyer, man. I'm suing for every....last...glub glub glub I suppose it's too late to mention that shouting at the narrator means you sink fourteen times as fast. Look it up, fucktard. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN