Zork

Bus Ride to Somewhere	Score: 0	Moves: 9
> search bus again You discover an empty juice bottle. > drink juice It's bone dry. > fuck But there is something at the bottom....a paper perhaps? > examine Examine what? > examine paper What paper? > examine paper at bottom of juice bottle Zid I, ergo, I, ever zay there waas a pepper at zhe bottom of ze juice bottel? > YES ....no. I only said it sounded like a paper. It turns out to be a piece of plastic. > examine plastic What plastic - > take out godmodding gun and shoot narrator fifty times in the chest You don't have a gun, O pathetic one. > beat narrator with mouse Ow. > NOW EXAMINE PLASTIC FOUND AT BOTTOM OF JUICE BOTTLE DISCOVERED SOMEWHERE ON BUS BEFORE I GET MY IPOD AND PLAY FUCKING JUSTIN BIEBER TO YOU NEXT Okay, okay, I get the point. No need to shout, man. Geez. > Do It NAO The plastic has the following digits stencilled on it: 3-4-6-7. Explore the crash site Examine driver Search bus again