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 Runfromcops Score: 5 Moves: 2


> run for life
You dash as fast as you can from the police. But, you're not very athletic. Infact you're actually terminally obese, so running was pointless. Sorry I didn't mention that earlier, fat boah!

The police shoot you, then the police become Grues and eat you. You dead.


*** Mama mia! ***


It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):