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> Go to the right

As you trudge to the right, it seems to get darker and darker. The only light you can gain is next to one of the crashed police cars, where the emergency lights on top are still weakly flashing red and blue. As you step next to the wreck to get at least some light from the utter darkness, you are set upon by pyromaniac Fire Grues, who are attracted by the flame of the burning vehicles on the road.

They proceed to tear you into 16,890 pieces before throwing your remains into the fire to Burn. You die a HORRIBLE death.


*** You have died ***


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