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> Go to the left

As you continue around the wrecked vehicles to the left, you see a sword lying on the debris-choked road. Could it be that ye elfin sword will soon be in your grasp? You then realise that the sword isn't ye elfin sword at all, but another sword, a sword you don't recognise. The sword disintegrates into a portal with a greenish tinge, which you feel yourself being pushed through. As you are pushed through the portal, you fall onto some kind of hard surface. You are lying flat on your face. You hear a van pulling up, then footsteps.