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 3 on 1 battle Score: 5 Moves: 2


> cast frotz
For no particular reason, you mumble some magical words and make some mystic signs. To your surprise, there is a flash of blinding light, and since the policemen were ("were" being the operative word) grues, the blast kills them.
> Really?
Unfortunately, you still have the knife stuck in your leg.
> Curse you!!

You take 50 damage from blood loss!

You: (50/100 HP) (700/2500 MP)