Zork

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Unfortunately, you don't HAVE a tissue. Fortunately, you recall a tissue box somewhere downstairs. Unfortunately, the closet doesn't open from the inside. Fortunately you die quickly from the blood loss instead of prolongued starvation. Unfortunately a team of White Rat-Ants eats the closet and your body. Fortunately a Grue eats the team of White Rat-Ants. Unfortunately, if you think about it, that means you were technically eaten by the Grue as well. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN