Zork

Kitchen	Score: 0	Moves: 1
> go north You go north and fall off a cliff, in the distance you can heard a man asking you to throw him your goodies. But, you die to soon to do so. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN