Zork

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You open the door to a sight very few live to tell about. You see a well hung male Grue rodgering a sexy, beautifully proportioned female Grue. They're doing it "Grue Style". Unfortunately, you aren't going to be one of those few who live to tell about it. Without missing a stroke, both of them eat you, then continue on with their hot Grue sex. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN