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 motelroom18 Score: 0 Moves: 0

You see a nondescript motel room with a bed, a chair, a table with a TV on it and a small writing desk. By the front door, you can see the bathroom, which has a shower, a sink, and a toilet. On the desk is a can of nuts. You are starting to feel a bit peckish so you reach for the nuts.


> open can

Ha! The joke is on you! This is one of those trick cans where a snake flies out when you get the lid off. Unfortunately for you, it's a real live baby rattlesnake. It bites you repeatedly on the face. You black out and then die.


*** You have died ***


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