Zork
Don't you monkey with the monkey | Score: Fox the fox | Moves: Rat on the rat |
You throw your pearls before the swine, make the monkey blind. You watch the monkey get hurt. Monkey. However, something knocks you out the trees, and you are eaten by... Peter Gruebriel??? That's the worst pun ever. I quit.
Oh, sorry, the other guy left. Creative differences. They just brought me in until they beg him to come back. I'm usually the fry cook around here.
We get hungry here, too. Now where were we?
Oh, like that song. Hah. Then what happened?
Oh, I know what to do here.
*** You have died ***
OK then!
I can't find them. The other guy had a difficult sorting system. Sorry.
Alright... where do you start again?
And that is... where?
C:\> delete zork.exe C:\> a: A:\> copy zork.exe c:\ A:\> c: |