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 Perseus Score: ? Moves: ?


> look at statue of greek dude with sword
This appears to be a statue of Perseus, who slayed...slew...slayeth...oh whatever. He killed Medusa years ago. You're thinking if it worked for him, it'll work for you, so you take his sword and sheild.


> kill medusataur
You cut the Medusataur's head off. But as you grasp the key...AAAAUGH! THE MEDUSATAUR'S HEAD! IT LIIIIIIVES!!!!

You remember a bit too late that Perseus killed a Medusa, not a Medusataur.


*** YOU HAVE DIED STOP ***