Zork

End of the Maze	Score: 120	Moves: 58
> examine statue of Elvis impersonator This granite doppelganger has more than a passing resemblance to the Pelvis himself. Of course, some aspects of the King's attire are so impractical for exploring a place like this that you can't help but pity this formerly fleshy fool. Like the sunglasses. Seriously, who wears sunglasses in a dungeon? Someone who's asking for a Goblinoid to sneak-attack him, that's who. > take sunglasses. examine sunglasses Taken. It appears that they're of the Peril-Sensitive variety of sunglasses - the lenses fill with black whenever something perilous comes into view, thus preserving the wearer's sense of security. Hah, chump. I suppose he's also got his blankie and his teddy in that costume somewhere. > take blankie, teddy Rule of Zork #3: objects mentioned in throwaway gags are not part of the game universe. wear sunglasses put sunglasses on Medusataur