Zork
| longestgruefight2 | Score: 10 | Moves: 0 |
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Just for that, the Ur-Grue gets to go first. The Ur-Grue attacks with Detergent-bottle Crusher for 12 damage. You have 88 hitpoints left.
You attack with extreme sarcasm - "Oh no, an ur-grue! It's a grue, but it begins with ur! I'm so scared of those two extra letters!" - hitting the Ur-Grue for 55 damage and delaying his next turn. He has 160 hitpoints left.
You take advantage of the time gap and ready your light-mod to your laser cannon, which normally takes two turns. The Ur-Grue casts melbor. +35 defense to light cannons. Apparently he is still affected by your initial attack, though it is unclear how long that will last. You fire your light-modded laser cannon. Damage is reduced by 35, but the Ur-Grue is still hit for 40. You, 88/100 HP. Ur-Grue, 120/215 HP. The Ur-Grue casts conbak on himself, adding +20 to his defense to light cannons and giving 20% reduction of sarcasm damage. Suddenly you think this guy might actually deserve those two letters. Any lesser Grue would have died quickly from your initial attack.
You start taunting his "pathetic cowardice", but it seems to have minimal effect. 4 damage done to the Ur-Grue. You, 88/100 HP. Him, 116/215 HP. The Ur-Grue eats your right arm off, healing him and hurting you for 40 HP. You, 48/100, Ur-Grue, 156/215. | ||