Zork

longestgruefight2	Score: 10	Moves: 0
> WTF? Attack the Ur-Grue already! Just for that, the Ur-Grue gets to go first. The Ur-Grue attacks with Detergent-bottle Crusher for 12 damage. You have 88 hitpoints left. > use extreme sarcasm You attack with extreme sarcasm - "Oh no, an ur-grue! It's a grue, but it begins with ur! I'm so scared of those two extra letters!" - hitting the Ur-Grue for 55 damage and delaying his next turn. He has 160 hitpoints left. > fire light cannon You take advantage of the time gap and ready your light-mod to your laser cannon, which normally takes two turns. Except... you lost your light cannon in the maze, and the Ur-Grue begins laughing at your ineptitude. You lose a turn. The Ur-Grue casts cleesh on you, effectively turning you into a tree frog. Laughing, the Ur-Grue effortlessly stamps you out of existence. Then he eats you. *** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy *** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy? (All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy): All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy