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 Lint Score: 0 Moves: 0


> Examine that lint
There is no lint.
> Examine the item I got
You are holding a grue.


*** You have died ***


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> I hate you with all my heart.
The monkey was the Monkey Ball champ five years in a row, loser! Sorry for not mentioning it earlier!