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 Maze Score: 155 Moves: 85


> fire light cannon

You aren't holding any light cannons.


> pick up light cannon

Done.


> fire light cannon

You quickly pull the trigger to the light cannon and the Grue melts away in front of your very eyes. A wave a relief quickly washes over you until you remember that you're going to need a new change of pants.

The light cannon, which has always been powered by your own awesomeness, disappears in a brilliant flash of light. Soiling yourself wasn't really all that awesome, you know.


> look

After quickly examining your surroundings, you see nothing of interest other than a rather boring button on the east wall.