Zork

The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> Use your stick of gum, I guess No. > What? I said my use stick of gum I guess! I said no. > Why?! Because, stupidface, if you had read the Chuck Norris page as you claimed you did, you would have noticed that anyone who got too close to the Norris/Cobain fight would melt, and the world would crumble into nothingness. So you do, and it does. > No fair! Says you, dead-y. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit