Zork

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> use flight abilities to kill grues Are you kidding me? If you had any sense at all, you'd know that the plot twist of sudden flight ability is WAY too ridiculous. You are actually dreaming. You passed out when you hit your head after stabbing yourself. > wake up It's too late. In the few extra seconds when you were asleep on the living room floor, a grue has crawled up. When you wake up, the grue eats you. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN