Zork

Don't get cocky!	Score: :-%	Moves: Error
> Talk back Fine. You know what? You shall die. This is what you get for getting cocky. You stumble upon a magical immortality potion. > drink potion It tastes lovely, like 1001 of the best and most alcoholic beverages mixed together. However, then hordes of Ur-grues come, rip your flesh off, stretch your limbs until they break, eat the meat inside, and put the flesh on a Soylent Green conveyor belt. And, since you didn't die, you don't get to restart. So, Ha.