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> Board HMS GRUE

You are on board the HMS GRUE, an enormous luxury cruise ship that, strangely enough, is bereft of passengers. Except, of course, for a very rectangular fellow lurking in the shadows nearby.

But, you don't have to worry about him, because the sun's shining brightly and the sea is calm and inviting.